Posted by
Charlie Richards on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:12:47 PM
In one of those drunken stupors, a federal court ruled paper money discriminates against the blind because it all feels the same thereby "denying blind people meaningful access to the currency," according to the story.
Dear Court of Appeals, as a poor person, I also have been denied meaningful access to currency. Mostly big bills. Specifically $100 bills. I have had very few in my pocket of late. Please rule in my favor.
Then you can start your 12 step program.